Friday, August 12, 2005


... means "You Haven't Been Reading My Blog." It's my new answer to, "Hi! How are you?"

The response I get is uniform: "Of course not. Have you looked at your hit counter lately? Why should I be the only one?"

I have a truly remarkable proof this is a conspiracy, but the margins of this post are too small to contain it. (De conjuratione demonstrationem mirabilem hanc marginis exigiutas non caperet.)


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