Accordions Don't Play 'Lady of Spain' -- Accordion Players Play 'Lady of Spain.'

The first day of my data structures course, I went around the class asking each student his name. One, a big, corn-fed kid, said "Dale Floren." I stopped, thought a second, and asked, "Any relation to Myron?"

"You betcha," said Dale. "He's my uncle."

The other students wondered what in the heck we were talking about.

Me, I thought it was wunnerful, a-wunnerful.