The Booboisie

After the success of Super Size Me, I went around telling people I was making a movie in which I'd go to happy hour every night at my local bar. I'd film myself drinking until I puked, getting the DTs, and then being astonished when doctors showed me I had contracted cirrhosis of the liver.

Turns out, I wasn't even being dumb enough. Where is H.L. Menken when we need him?