T's tease?

How about Sandpiper T's? TimothyWGreen T's? Grouchy Geezers T's?

Taco-Bell's Canon

The Geezers do this tune. You can dance to it.

We have a dance coming up that we need a guitar player for -- Ron already has another gig. Maybe we shouldn't invite this guy.

The President makes a Power Grab

But Senator Byrd doesn't approve.

Identity theft

Here's a site to see whether your identity has been stolen.

But if someone else has your identity, how can you look for it? Maybe they're looking for it. No, that doesn't make sense ....

Late-breaking news

Communist China still enforces political correctness.

Don't be shocked or anything.

It is, after all, very close to the Canadian Border

Olympia regulates dating.

Site for Lyn's clients

This site may be useful for Lyn's clients.

I look forward to a review.

Wikipedia is useful for many things.

It can enlarge your vocabulary. Do you know what a Suplex is? Did you know before you looked? Hmmm?

If only

Like shibboleths, there are jokes that test whether you're in a group. Geeks this cartoon is funny. Take my word for it. I'm a geek. My sister Jo, the tattooed lady, tells me that only men laugh at the Three Stooges. Women don't get it.

Canadians?

Q: How do you get fifty Canadians out of a pool?
A: Okay, guys, out of the pool.

They roll on the floor. It addresses Canadians' embarrassment at matter-of-fact, automatic submission to authority, or something. I wouldn't know. I'm not Canadian.

And the Three Stooges are too funny, damnit.

Toy shopping.

How to search Amazon for Deals, here, and a related site, here.

Nice toys.

My Social Life

Great literature is timeless because it tells the story of the human condition. Then there's the literature that tells the story of mine.

WeatherBill

"Everyone talks about the weather, but nobody seems to do anything about it." -- Mark Twain

Well, now at least you can bet on it.

Time for reading.

A project for Lyn's clients.

"So what should I put in the window?"

This is only useful for folks who can still tell time from analogue timepieces, of course.