In Case You're Wondering

Last night was the debut of McGinty's Wake, at the Nederland dance. I went up and danced with beginners. Eric Curl graciously let me call a couple of dances, too.

Beginners often avoid eye contact. I usually say, "If you look at me while we're dancing, then I won't get dizzy and throw up on you." They laugh and relax.

One woman I said this too last night replied, "I'm autistic." When I laughed, she said, "No, I really am."

In case you're wondering whether you are, too, here's a test.