Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam

A discussion with the praiseworthy Ron Coleman about Hormel's latest attempt
to keep people from asking, "Why did Hormel decide to name their product after junk email?" left me asking myself,

Why haven't I ever spammed anyone?

I tried thinking about this question for a few minutes, and ran up against the brick wall I usually hit when I ponder deep philosophical questions.

Then, I hit on the obvious solution. I had Amazon ship Ron this.